What the hell is this?

Word-based clickbait doesn’t draw me in; I don’t care about this one weird trick and I do always believe what happens next. Spam bots, however, seem to have figured out that if you dangle a picture of a strange and unidentifiable mass-produced object in front of me, I need to click on it to find out what it is.

Example: What the hell do you think that is?

Yes, apparently it is a balloon tying aid.

They’re three for 98 cents if you’re in the market. And I’m guessing this is actually the 2.0 design, as the instructional illustration clearly doesn’t match the product shown in the photos, which has a number of slits of unknown utility.

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